I hesitate about using TGIF as the title of this blog post. I dislike
that acronym for reasons I am probably not even aware of. For some reason
every time I see TGIF in print it makes me think of Tony the Tiger and
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. Don't ask me where this comes from, somewhere
in the whirlwind vortex of my subconscious perhaps? And even if it
reminds me of that cartoon Tiger and a sugary breakfast cereal, why does that
make me dislike the acronym? I am taking a Psychology course this
semester so that should give me some insight..... or not... My only guess is
that my mom probably brought Frosted Flakes when they were on sale while I
stood in the cereal aisle of the tiny IGA store in Crivitz and had a huge 4
year-old temper tantrum because I wanted Boo-Berry, and my 5 year-old sister
had an identical tantrum because she wanted Count Chocula. Those cereal
box characters seemed much more appealing to me than this silly Tiger saying
"THEY'RE GRRRREAAATTT!" (Which was honestly a lie because they
are not that great, unless your breakfast of choice is cardboard covered in
layers of sugar and you don't care that by the time you reach my age you will
have had extensive dental work resulting in less teeth in your head than
fingers on your right hand.)
That said, I am not going to shout out TGIF to my co-workers today, nor am I
going to set it as my Facebook status, nor am I going to hashtag it on
Twitter. I WILL say that yes it's Friday, which is a sacred day in the
lives of Monday through Friday workers all over the world. On Friday you
can get away with giving less than 100% at work. On Friday, you can take
an extra long lunch break. On Friday, you do not have to feel guilty
about sending personal emails. On Friday, you can message your friends on
Facebook and not feel the need to alt/tab to another screen or minimize the
window every time on of your Ninja co-workers sneak up behind you. On
Friday, you can walk into your boss's office at 2 pm and say, "It's kind
of slow today, would it be ok if I left early today?" Truth is, the
only thing that is truly slow is your own motivation.
On this sacred Friday, I will likely do all of those things because I worked
extra hard yesterday just to make sure I could. I will leave work early
today. And I won't feel guilty that I went out for an impromptu 9pm drink
last night after a "five minute warning" phone call from a friend
that she was coming to pick me up and stayed up later than I should have. I
will go home to see if my UPS delivery order from the jewelry party (which
included some really strange moments and some kind of ceremony?) has
arrived. Later on, I will get together with a few of my friends to find
out about their respective work weeks. Although the one I am most anxious
to hear of is from "Chelsea" who insisted "the last thing I
want to do tonight is serve my own drinks to me and clean up after
myself!" This included a full job description of her Adventures in
Babysitting Daycare where she and her business partner have glamorous moments
of changing diapers, feeding kids with endless questions, sporting spit up in
their hair and wiping boogers, the whole time getting wire hangers thrown at
them. We are sure going to have a lot to talk about tonight! I hope
she doesn't forget the wine sippy cup for me!
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